My sister emailed this story to me. I thought I would share it. I love, love, love it!!!!


Don't Let Granny Have A Gun

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping &, upon
returning to her car, found four males in the act of
leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping
bags & drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the
top of her voice, "I have a gun & I know how to use
it! Get out of the car!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation.
They got out & ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken
then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back
of the car & got into the driver's seat.

She was so shaken that she could not get her key into
the ignition. She tried & tried & then it dawned on
her why... A few minutes later she found her own car
parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded
her bags into the car & drove to the police station.
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop
laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter
where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a
mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five
feet tall, glassed, curly white hair & carrying a
loaded handgun.

No charges were filed.

If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a
memorable one.